In my area he would scare the sh#t out of me one night and I would club him with a brick......unless he hit me with his foam bat first!!!!
I love the retarded ninja stance...lol.
Witness 007
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Ninja Patrols the Streets of Yeovil at Night
by mummatron inhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-14689055.
i love his legal foam ninjato!
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Christian Pastor claims "sex demons" made him molest girl....are you sick of "the Devil made me do it?"
by Witness 007 inthis born again minister met up with a teenage girl in the congregation, gave her some alcoholic drinks then raped her...he then beat her and set her on fire to cover his crime, but she survived horribly disfigured.
during the police interview he claimed he was "under the influence of sex demons.".
i'm so over dumb ass christians putting the blame on satan for there crimes...is this the 1500 century or what?.
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We had a Witness brother who got caught by his wife on internet Porn......twice. He lost his privelges and claimed he was under the influence of demons because he had read some fictional books which had wizards and gobblins in them.....even then we Pioneers thought he was just a horney dumb ass!
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Christian Pastor claims "sex demons" made him molest girl....are you sick of "the Devil made me do it?"
by Witness 007 inthis born again minister met up with a teenage girl in the congregation, gave her some alcoholic drinks then raped her...he then beat her and set her on fire to cover his crime, but she survived horribly disfigured.
during the police interview he claimed he was "under the influence of sex demons.".
i'm so over dumb ass christians putting the blame on satan for there crimes...is this the 1500 century or what?.
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This born again minister met up with a teenage girl in the congregation, gave her some alcoholic drinks then raped her...he then beat her and set her on fire to cover his crime, but she survived horribly disfigured. During the Police interview he claimed he was "under the influence of Sex demons."
I'm so over dumb ass Christians putting the blame on Satan for there crimes...is this the 1500 Century or what?
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MTV awards speech Justin Bebier a confirmed Jehovahs Witness....or just a dumb ass?
by Witness 007 inhe comes on stage wearing his new nerd glasses so i thought he would say something smart, instead this.... "first of all i would like to thank not only god but jesus......" wtf!.
either he is a witness or has no idea about the christian trinity.......why didn't he thank the holy spirit too!!!
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He comes on stage wearing his new nerd glasses so I thought he would say something smart, instead this...
"First of all I would like to thank not only God but Jesus......" WTF!
Either he is a Witness or has no idea about the christian trinity.......WHY DIDN'T HE THANK THE HOLY SPIRIT TOO!!!
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Wachtower says 97% of teens masturbate....is it realistic that 100% Witness teens don't?
by Witness 007 in"young people ask" book admits 97% of youths masturbate...to put it into perspective, it's like saying 97% of the worlds population own a phone or a t.v!!
so is it realistic to believe these witnesses going thru puberty and teenage years won't on penalty of death?.
i always thought, if nearly 100% of teens do it isn't it normal?.
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Correction, the other 3% are lying WITNESS TEENS! "No way I never have!"
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Rutherford 1942 "Don't have kids till after Armagedon...Watchtower 2008 same advice!! Sick!
by Witness 007 ini was shocked to read in the "witnesses only" study watchtower this stupid rutherford policy was still in place, compare.. rutherfords last book "children" {ironic title} 1942 - page 281 "wait until after armagedon to bring children into the world...it is only afew years...until armagedon...those with infants will have greater woe...it will be a far greater difficulty to care for them during the tribulation...".
so if you were 20 years old in 1942 and waited......till 2011.....do the math.. wachtower 2008 april 15 p.19 "heading: "single and childless for a noble purpose.
" ...numerous couples have decided to remain childless...to remain free to serve jehovah...putting kingdom interests above some of the privledges that go with marriage...jehovah will not forget...there will be a great tribulation...it will be a difficult time for us adults and children alike...".
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I was shocked to read in the "Witnesses only" study Watchtower this stupid Rutherford policy was STILL in place, compare.
Rutherfords last book "Children" {ironic title} 1942 - Page 281 "Wait until after Armagedon to bring children into the world...it is only afew years...until Armagedon...those with infants will have greater woe...it will be a far greater difficulty to care for them during the Tribulation..."
So if you were 20 years old in 1942 and waited......till 2011.....do the math.
Wachtower 2008 April 15 P.19 "Heading: "Single and childless for a Noble purpose." ...numerous couples have decided to remain childless...to remain free to serve Jehovah...putting Kingdom interests above some of the privledges that go with marriage...Jehovah will not forget...THERE WILL BE A GREAT TRIBULATION...IT WILL BE A DIFFICULT TIME FOR US ADULTS AND CHILDREN ALIKE..."
No progress!! So MANY have lost out on having kids due to this stupid Watchtower ideal!
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Wachtower says 97% of teens masturbate....is it realistic that 100% Witness teens don't?
by Witness 007 in"young people ask" book admits 97% of youths masturbate...to put it into perspective, it's like saying 97% of the worlds population own a phone or a t.v!!
so is it realistic to believe these witnesses going thru puberty and teenage years won't on penalty of death?.
i always thought, if nearly 100% of teens do it isn't it normal?.
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"Young people Ask" book admits 97% of youths masturbate...to put it into perspective, it's like saying 97% of the worlds population own a phone or a T.V!! So is it realistic to believe these Witnesses going thru puberty and teenage years won't on penalty of death?
I always thought, if nearly 100% of teens do it isn't it normal?
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Eatrhquakes, wars, pestilence...all normal for earth no "sign" of the end! Agreed?
by Witness 007 init's a bit like me predicting "there will be great storms this month and firey hot days with no end, and there will be floods and homeless people...soon a volcano will destroy many lives....and then the end will come..." obvious isn't it?
all jesus prophecies are a normal part of human nature {wars} or a consequence of living on earth {earthquakes in earthquake zones, durrrr!
and pestilence has always existed} agreed?.
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It's a bit like me predicting "there will be Great storms this month and firey hot days with no end, and there will be floods and homeless people...soon a volcano will destroy many lives....and then the end will come..." Obvious isn't it? All Jesus prophecies are a normal part of human nature {wars} or a consequence of living on earth {earthquakes in earthquake zones, durrrr! and pestilence has always existed} Agreed?
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My Labrador died can anyone please help me. I can't stand the pain.
by Witness 007 inmy wife recovered from depression just 14 months ago and things have been going well.....so much so that i started a buisness for her and we are two weeks into it.
my labby was ill vomiting abit of discomfort, i thought great, you ate something bad again!
the vet gave him a shot and sent us home.
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Thank you ALL so much, feeling much better now me and wife, my new labby pup has helped......I bought him from a "non-puppy farm" big Pet shop and would you believe I noticed he had fleas and intestinal bacteria the next day which we treated with medicine. My wife says she's glad we "saved him" and she adores him. All your experiences have helped alot, thanks, puppy pooed outside on grass today for first time so we threw a party for him, he he. Even my other dog has began playing with him alittle, he's wearing her down. But damn these pups are hard work...mopping up pee while holding him in the other hand to stop him chasing the pee mop!
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My Labrador died can anyone please help me. I can't stand the pain.
by Witness 007 inmy wife recovered from depression just 14 months ago and things have been going well.....so much so that i started a buisness for her and we are two weeks into it.
my labby was ill vomiting abit of discomfort, i thought great, you ate something bad again!
the vet gave him a shot and sent us home.
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My wife recovered from depression just 14 months ago and things have been going well.....so much so that I started a buisness for her and we are two weeks into it. My Labby was ill vomiting abit of discomfort, I thought great, you ate something bad again! The vet gave him a shot and sent us home. I thought sweet. Next day he gets sicker go back x-ray's and operation show a corn cob blocked his intestines. I have no idea where it came from and this kills me. Was it me, my wife? Or just him? I see him after the Operation and he's winney but seems ok, I was busy with my wife's business so I rang the vet late who said she just changed his pain meds and he's "resting comfortably", I thought I would go in the morning sooo tired...one hour later my frantic wife says he died. He was my best friend since no Watchtower robots speak to me anymore! BEST DOG I EVER HAD, me and wife cry every hour, I hope she doesn't get depression again, {we have no kids} I wen't and got a new lab pup the next day and it helped, my other dog is suffering though...she looked at the new dog, perked up thinking it was him, then started to drool and get angry and sad. She wants her lab back....5 years together. I NEVER felt a loss like this, I feel so down, getting another pup help alot anyone advice, help I never ask for anything but I'm totally destroyed.
$5000 all up but I wouldn't care if it was $50,000 he was worth more then that... loyal regardless of my personal beliefs, he just loved us for who we were, something brainwashed Witnesses would never understand. I'm so damn tired of everything, would love some advice.